How do i get rid of my vacuum cleaner?

When i plugged in my vacuum i turned it on and it eyes glew and it roared at me. Then i unplugged it and threw it in my dumpster. Later on around midnight i woke up out of a deep sleep when i was dreaming about bunnies taking over the world, i heard t noises at my stairs, then i opend my front door and i saw my vacuum cleaner rolling up the stairs with its eyes glowing and roaring at me again. Then i took his handle and slammed him against the wall then i threw it out the window and it hit a Chinese lady then she screamed and ran away. I am currently in the corner in my room hiding. i need answers quick. how do i get rid of this vacuum cleaner?