So if you believe in the Bible as being literal and own a car...?

Thank you for asking this question. But for my future reference, I would also like to have the Captain Crunch decoder ring that alerts me as to when I am to interpret these kinds of things as literal, general, non-scientific, etc. It seems to me the key (the goal post) to correct interpretation of the bible seems to move on a regular basis. And even the well intentioned sincere fellow believer is looked down upon for asking sincere but pointed questions. I, and my idiot iq, just simply do not get it.